sms messages collection

You Shut Up

U Know?
Shut Up Means:
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u always in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up.

Fuck OFF
Yes fuck off
ooh! Don’t get the wrong meaning.
Fuck OFF means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

“SWINE FLU”
S:Sweet
W:Wine
IN:IN The
E:Evening with
F:Friend
L:Like
U-You
Hai na Acchi Beemari
So Enjoy “Swine Flu”.
Spread it to all sweet friends..

A simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:
S: Sada Khush Raho
A: Abaad Raho
L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho
A: Arzuain Puri Hon
M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna
So SALAM 2 ALL.

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

BLESSING Means:
B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.

Aapko Mobile Use Karty Huye Kafi Arsa Hogaya Hoga.
Aur Ye Bhi Pata Hoga K Mobile Main SIM Lagti Hai.
To Kya Aap Ye Bata Sakty Hain K SIM Ki Abbreviation Kya Hai?
S = Subscriber
I = Identity
M = Module

You are a DOG…
Kyon Bura laga na?
Bura Mat Mano Yaar.
Dog Means.
D=Don
O=Of
G=Girls
Now You are Smiling.
You Naughty DOG.
Lay Biscuit Kha.

U are a BITCH
B=eautiful
I=ntelligent
T=alented
C=ute
H=ilarious
Are u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Meaning of Love
L: Life
O: Opinion
V: Vision
E: End of life